So...we scrounged around and made the "Goatmobile". It worked mighty fine!
They came from a Hobby farm (that's with a capital H!). Julie was so good to show us around so now we now what a hobby farm is. (We don't qualify ... yet) Their farm had a ton of sheep, goats, cattle, mini-cattle, miniature donkeys, guinea hens, bantams, turkeys, ducks, geese, chickens ... did I forget anything? Oh yes, NO dogs. Now it makes sense why the new arrivals were so unimpressed with the barking racket.
2 does and their kids are tucked into the miniature horse pen for the evening and settling in -- unaware that a rookie will be attempting to milk them bright and early in the morning!